Massive Increase In UFO Sightings


The ‘North Devon UFO’ photographed yesterday.

The last few days of August have seen a massive increase in reports of a large golden disc shaped object floating high in the sky. The brightly glowing object has momentarily appeared from behind cloud formations only to dodge back behind them as quickly as it appeared, Art Kerfuffle reports: Switchboards at the Little Bideford Police Station have been jammed of late with a huge surge in sightings & reports of what is rapidly being known as ‘The North Devon UFO’. Eye witness reports exclaim how the UFO appears in a blast of blinding light and hovers stationary high in the sky playing hide & seek with observers from behind clouds. Some witness’s claim to have suffered from radiation burns when watching the golden disc for any length of time. Royal Air Force Officials have ruled out any confusion with military flight operations & a spokesperson for the CAA (Civil Aviation Authority) said that there appeared to be no correlation between sightings of the UFO and airline flights. BBC weather man David Brian also ruled out any ‘Atmospheric anomalies’ causing the ‘unusual sightings’. Local expert Clive Potter, spokesperson for the NDUS (North Devon UFO Society) said on the phone from his secure unit ask “What further proof do Gordon Brown & his blinkered cronies need! UFO’s exist! & their occupants are preparing for imminent invasion. Citizens of planet earth our time of reckoning is coming soon”. John Deere local business & entrepreneur said “No comment”.

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