Monthly Archives: August 2008

One-Horse Town To Become No-Horse Town

32 Year Old ‘Black Bobbin’ at home in his owners garden yesterday. John Deere, a life long Hartland resident & owner of a 32-year-old horse named Black Bobbin, hasn’t been able to buck a local parish ban on livestock within … Continue reading

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Red Arrow Relocation

The Red Arrows practising at RMB Chivenor Yesterday New Ministry Of Defence cutbacks have finally hit the Internationally acclaimed air show display team, The Red Arrows, with the announcement that are to be relocated from their traditional home at RAF Scampton to RMB … Continue reading

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Microsoft Announce $44.7 billion Merger

The revised corporate logo for new farming software giant Microvalley Financial News: Fortune 500 company Mole Valley Farmers announce $44 billion merger with Microsoft to form the largest farming software giant on the face of the planet. Art Kerfuffle reports: From … Continue reading

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No Snow Ban In Porridgeside Says Major

Snowmen & women will be safe this winter on Porridgeside. Morris Major, Leader of Porridgeside District Council, & self confessed ’Eater Of All The Pies’, has publicly announced that his council will not surf the current politically correct wave, that breaks on the reef of … Continue reading

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Massive Increase In UFO Sightings

The ‘North Devon UFO’ photographed yesterday. The last few days of August have seen a massive increase in reports of a large golden disc shaped object floating high in the sky. The brightly glowing object has momentarily appeared from behind cloud … Continue reading

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ASDA Propose Puffin Protection Zone

Some Lundy Puffins at ASDA yesterday. Breaking news has reached the DL Offices that a family of Lundy Puffins have migrated the 12 miles from their Atlantic Island sanctuary and have been seen making nests in the new Bideford Asda superstore – … Continue reading

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Hot Nights In Hartland On The Menu

The brand new Restaurant in Fore Street Hartland with it’s owner yesterday. Hartonians are all set to to thrill their taste-buds with the spicy taste of mystical Eastern cuisine later this week when the ‘Raj’ Tandoori Restaurant opens it’s doors, the latest addition … Continue reading

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Massive Blaze Stuns Town

100ft high flames leap from the burning biscuit yesterday. Police are searching for an arsonist who set fire to  Bideford’s world famous biscuit landmark late yesterday afternoon in an act of wanton vandalism that has stunned the town. Art Kerfuffle reports: At … Continue reading

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Wartime U-Boat washed up on Northam Burrows

Unexpected high tide flotsam at Northam Burrows yesterday. Early morning dog walkers on the Northam Burrows pooch promenade were somewhat surprised to find a World War II German U-boat stranded on the high tide line after Thursday nights storm. Ash Jemill … Continue reading

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Bucks Cross? Bucks Livid More Like!

Yesterdays leaked plans of the new roundabout for Bucks Cross Seemingly pedestrian plans for a new traffic development for the A39 at Bucks Cross, have got local residents up in arms & hot under the collar because of proposed changes being plotted by the PDCVRC … Continue reading

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